It's one of those Blogs topics... great!

WaBaMO!!!!!! So basically I'm just sitting around the house again... Which is awesome! but now I'm ready to out and working or doing something like that. Mostly because I need to me making some Major Ching* Ching* now!!! But I'm just going to keep trusting in God that he will provide a chance for me to work. I still got to do my part and actually get out there and look which is what Im doing... well not a this Exact moment! since I'm talkin to you guys! hahahaha! um.... so on a serious note, for a moment! I know right! its not very often that I have these or at least talk about them. But I'm seem to be really divide between two very important things in my life at the momement it seems that I dont know how I feel emotionally and really Im just leaving it up to God on what he wants for my life. Because he knows whats best for me, and simply I dont have a clue! But I would really enjoy it if you guys kept me in your prayers on making the answer become very clear to me! anyways..... do I have anything funny tot talk about? um.... OH! OH! okay so I was eating lunch today at my dinner table and I notice my sister has like 3 brands of designer pursues on the table! well I notice one of them has like this HUGE zipper tab thing! Like I kid you not I think it was wider then the purse! I could stick like three fingers in the hole at the end! Why in the world is it so huge!? Serisously Ladies you are going to have to explain this one to me!? Is it like a secret code or something? Oh.... she has the super size zipper tab..... she's part of the "club". I dont know.... whateverz..... everz..... Okay! Random Question TIme!

What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex:

This is easy... I always have a bag of gummy bears with me and I'm like: You want some?
It works everytime! Because I just broke "awkward" moment and now I can get to know you! hahahaha. I know! Genius right! .............. (this is not how I actually do it, Like Im actually going to tell you that!?) But I this would work though.....

Day something of Summer.... probably like # 5 but whos counting?

WaBaMO!!! alright.... I know, Iknow that I havent posted in a while Thank you! lol! I'm going to try and keep it up daily now since well.... The job search is really sucking at the moment and yeah.... I nothing else to do except like do my P90X ( throws arms across chest to form a "X") dog looks at me awkward* ..... dont be Jealous Dog! so um.... basically I found another really cool website today.. I know I I have like 5 websites I check like everyday and now I just added another one! hahaha! This one is called um..... hold on sigh* let me look up again in my URL.... click* click* okay... its called " textsfromlastnight.com" <-- yeah those little line things... dont stick that into the URL... cause it wont work and you will feel retarted.... just saying... :D bobs head* I really like this song.... cough* anyways... back to what I was saying. This website is like Fmylife.com where you can read people posts about how F-uped there life is. Well this is kind of the samething except that people post there texts that are just really bad or funny or just pain stupid. hahaha some of them are really funny! I'm not going to lie! I know I have atleast like 5 texts messages a day either I send or I receive from people that well.... could be like "big" winners on this website, pluse it's me and you guys know me so... yeah... anyways P90X is going really well... for those of you who care which is like nobody so I dont know why I said that. OH! I bought like two bags of Reeses yesterday... (Dont tell Michelle) and they are AMAZING! okay well I think Im done.... so Random question thing I do Time! :D

something i could not live without would be:

Hmmm... well Im going to go all SMART and say Oxygen... and a cough* pretty girl at my side cough* ...... did I say Oxygen!?

The Curse of Texting in Public!

WaBaMO!!! Okay so everyday of MY life I check the website fmylife.com Great website!!! I think everybody should take time check out this site! simply because I know for me it makes my day a whole Heck of alot better! True Story!

So I thought I would share with everybody a moment that I personally know has happened to me where you are texting in public and you are more focused on what you are typing then whats going on around you. and you usually end up saying something competely random or say OUT LOUD your thoughts on what you are going to say to the person you are talking over texting.

In the case of this person, they thought to say out loud what they where texting.

"Today, I was reading a text from my girlfriend as i was paying for my shopping in a supermarket. As i was thinking what to reply, the woman behind the counter handed me my change. I got confused and said "Thank you, I love you!" FML"

HAHAHAHA! oh man!

That like made my day! haha!
so I thought I would just share with you guys!

Question of the Day:

What do you do when vending machines steal your money?

Alright, this has happened to me a couple of times here in J Alvin. and I have dubbed them "battle of Candy 1" and "Battle of Candy 2" and usually what end ups happening is I start to tip the vending machine that weights like 600 pounds. ( no easy task, even for me) and usually it will come out. Unless its like a honey bun I had one time...... That dumb thing wouldnt come out! so I had to submit and get more change.... Fail.

The Pleasures of Peanutbutter and other "peanut" related things.... stuff

WaBaMO!!!!!

How's everybody doing tonight? I know I'm doing pretty well..... A pretty easy day I have to say! took a test in 8 minutes today..... Personal Best! ..... I'm always trying to challenge people to whoever can finish the fastest wins! I guess this world is full of losers cause they never wanna take the challenge. sigh* epic Fail! ...... FAIL

Anyways.... The sky is blue! um....... what was I going to talk about? OH! alright so peanut butter I was having a very detailed conversation with a person today regarding Skittles Vs M&Ms. Now I said I would usually choose skittles over M&Ms, but if the M&Ms where the peanut butter kind then the Skittles would be dropped like a Ton of news papers into water. ( I choose to say news papers because when they fall into water they get heavy and they start to fall apart. so its like they are dying a second time. HAHA! Ultimate revenge!) I know a good solid group of people who say they prefer the hard peanut M&Ms. And I'm like why? you have to like move your jaw? and crush the M&m with your teeth cause the peanut won't crack with out the pressure. I mean how cool is it that you can crush a M&M with your tongue!!! I find it SUPER CRAZY AWESOME... AWESOME

Plus I think it just makes me look more manly! you know..... with Chest-hair.

Dont get me wrong now! I also like the peanut M&Ms I'm no hater here! I just like peanutbutter.

Thanks Michelle! Good topic! :D :D

hmmm.... I also just started thinking right now about what if I was a bug? what type of bug would I be? well if we are going based off like physical stature and just over whatever. My selection quickly falls down to a very limited category. but if you add in like well dress and stuff. my categories of bugs opens up a little bit because that means the bug I would have to choose has to look..... pretty. so at the moment I going to have to go with the Hercules Beetle

because first its HUGE and strong and that just me! and 2nd it has a pretty Sweet Detailed armor and infact it reminds me of some of my shirts HAHA! and they are over all pretty gentle creature and only use there Awesomeness and Atracttivness in self-defense. or when somebody else decides I have to many poison berries and things I need to spread them around! I DONT THINK SO! Find your own Poison BerrieS! I saw them Firsts! your just Jealous cause I like them more than you do! ....... Then you start getting bold! so you think you got to show yourself up! and I'm Like! BRING IT ON!!! I then bust out my AMAZING and very very Glossy WINGs ans take flight! and then I land on you! and Just ........ sit! I Win!!!!! and then I take your Poison Berries! Game OVER ! Thanks for playing! :D

so....... here a picture .....

I know Right! Isnt it AWesome!!!

Question of the Day:

Do you like the smell of gasoline?

hmmm.... this is a tricky question! because like I wana say yes because just incase there is ever a fire or a leak I know its there and can become like a Hero for like 5 mins as I save everybody lives. But then again I have to say no, because I'm NOT one of those people who like has like a bottle next to there bed and smells it every time they go to bed. Thats pretty intense!

Day 1 of: Great... I'm forever hooked to reading His blogs.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ................. ( I kid you not I just sat here for like 3 mins just erasing and making a bunch of periods cause I didnt know what to say after hello) BUT now I do know what I'm going to say! or better yet a question that just popped into my mine. Theres got to be a better word then "hello" to greet people. I mean something fresh something.... I dont know CRAZY! I'm not talkin about something like "Yo" first of all, I'm not a "thug" I dont wear XXXLLL size shirts with Nike wrist bands in pretty and funky colors. Nor do I wear like 4 pairs of pants stacked up on each other. Seriously who's idea was it to make that a style? Hey Guys I got a idea.... Lets all wear like mulitple pairs of pants... cause you know it will make our legs look more muscluar or something.... and we like store more things in them? like, um.. small rocks and ziplock bags with like the comic book characters printed on them. (Thats probably what they thought) Anways... the sky is blue..... back to more creative greetings. I just dont know, I dont feel like saying something like, Hello, Yo, what's up, Hi, what's Cracken! For now on I think Im going to say........WaBaMO!!! Now you be asking yourself this guy has fallen of the deep end and I should just turn exit out of this program go into the kitchen and drink a whole bottle of hot sauce and hope that by some Miracle that I die. Cause that greeting was so bad! But see lets look at what makes a greeting. For instance isn't the purpose of a greeting is to get somebodies attention, to make them focus on you? what better way to greet somebody with a explosive sound like a exploding bean BUrrito.... ( Just go with it okay! I pictured a exploding burrito. It's totally possible!..... by the way the burrito name is Bob. Bob had no job....) I mean first of all if you greeted someone like the normal boring way like: hi, that person is going to have time to think: Oh Great! he's talking to me again... what does he want? No he cant have the rest of my tator-tots. But if you say WaBaMO! the person is going to think: WHAt? What was that? Should I be ducking? If I hit the ground now and start drooling will they notice me? what did I have for breakfast? was it any good? would I have had seconds? they are not going to be focusing on whether or not they like you. It's totally a WIN, WIN!!!! So for now on I will start every post with WaBaMO!!! and maybe if I'm Lucky it will catch on and it will become the "in" word for like i dont know.... 34.5 seconds. So thats all I really have to say today.... I'm pretty excited to be on here now and write cool things about whatever I feel like talking about.

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before I go today!!!!!

I just wanted to WISH A VERY SPECIAL PERSON!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

KATE WILLIAMS!!!!!! I dedicate this first post to you!

Have a Awesome Birthday today! and um..... yeah..... and stuff....

Hi Michelle! :D

also I wanted to do something that would make my blogs unique, more unique then they already are. So I'm going to at the end of every post Im going to find one random question and answer it.

So.... todays question is:

What are you listening to right now?

I'm currently listening to the fan running... which makes a sound like this: ssssshshssshshshsshssshsshshsshs..... or for those of you who cant hear: chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!