HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ................. ( I kid you not I just sat here for like 3 mins just erasing and making a bunch of periods cause I didnt know what to say after hello) BUT now I do know what I'm going to say! or better yet a question that just popped into my mine. Theres got to be a better word then "hello" to greet people. I mean something fresh something.... I dont know CRAZY! I'm not talkin about something like "Yo" first of all, I'm not a "thug" I dont wear XXXLLL size shirts with Nike wrist bands in pretty and funky colors. Nor do I wear like 4 pairs of pants stacked up on each other. Seriously who's idea was it to make that a style? Hey Guys I got a idea.... Lets all wear like mulitple pairs of pants... cause you know it will make our legs look more muscluar or something.... and we like store more things in them? like, um.. small rocks and ziplock bags with like the comic book characters printed on them. (Thats probably what they thought) Anways... the sky is blue..... back to more creative greetings. I just dont know, I dont feel like saying something like, Hello, Yo, what's up, Hi, what's Cracken! For now on I think Im going to say........WaBaMO!!! Now you be asking yourself this guy has fallen of the deep end and I should just turn exit out of this program go into the kitchen and drink a whole bottle of hot sauce and hope that by some Miracle that I die. Cause that greeting was so bad! But see lets look at what makes a greeting. For instance isn't the purpose of a greeting is to get somebodies attention, to make them focus on you? what better way to greet somebody with a explosive sound like a exploding bean BUrrito.... ( Just go with it okay! I pictured a exploding burrito. It's totally possible!..... by the way the burrito name is Bob. Bob had no job....) I mean first of all if you greeted someone like the normal boring way like: hi, that person is going to have time to think: Oh Great! he's talking to me again... what does he want? No he cant have the rest of my tator-tots. But if you say WaBaMO! the person is going to think: WHAt? What was that? Should I be ducking? If I hit the ground now and start drooling will they notice me? what did I have for breakfast? was it any good? would I have had seconds? they are not going to be focusing on whether or not they like you. It's totally a WIN, WIN!!!! So for now on I will start every post with WaBaMO!!! and maybe if I'm Lucky it will catch on and it will become the "in" word for like i dont know.... 34.5 seconds. So thats all I really have to say today.... I'm pretty excited to be on here now and write cool things about whatever I feel like talking about.
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Before I go today!!!!!
I just wanted to WISH A VERY SPECIAL PERSON!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
KATE WILLIAMS!!!!!! I dedicate this first post to you!
Have a Awesome Birthday today! and um..... yeah..... and stuff....
Hi Michelle! :D
also I wanted to do something that would make my blogs unique, more unique then they already are. So I'm going to at the end of every post Im going to find one random question and answer it.
So.... todays question is:
What are you listening to right now?
I'm currently listening to the fan running... which makes a sound like this: ssssshshssshshshsshssshsshshsshs..... or for those of you who cant hear: chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
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That's pretty hawt stuff c-dog...
ReplyDeletehonestly, that was really boring and made no sense at all. and i was completely offended at how you made fun of black people's clothing choice and style. So, if they decided to dress like they did, who decided that your sense of the style is the correct style?? really, who wears a hat and sunglasses on a cloudy day?? i just think that you shouldn't put stereo types on people and act like you have it all figured out. oh and try to say something real on your next blog besides "chug chug chug chug" and "what should i say to greet people". kinda lame
ReplyDeletei'm listening to coldplay.
ReplyDeleteAND THANKS FOR THE SHOUTOUT, i know. I AM pretty awesome.
You should say hi to me in every blog.